| Mom: | As you know, I had lunch with your ex husband today.
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| SGD: | Yeah. Thrilling. How was it?
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| Mom: | Fine. You know. But, uh, he brought his girlfriend.
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| SGD: | HE WHAT?!
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| Mom: | Well yes. She showed up with him and what was I supposed to do, tell her she couldn't come?
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| SGD: | THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING I HAVE EVER HEARD.
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| Mom: | Very odd.
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| SGD: | So did you at least manage to tell them I'm moving in with AB? Or about him in general?
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| Mom: | Well, no. But I did say you're going to Hawaii! And you're very good at your job!
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| SGD: | Great. Thanks. But next time? Go with the hot successful boyfriend.
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| Mom: | Noted. Oh and also? She isn't cute --
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| SGD: | She's old! I know she's old! Well. Like 35. They met on match.com.
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| Mom: | Would you let me finish? And if you tell him I said this I will kill you. She isn't cute... at all. She looks just not cute at all. Oh and she had this big, ugly tattoo thing on her shoulder and down her arm.
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| SGD: | Mom, I freaking love you. |
