Main takeaways from the previous post…

1. WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING?! 

2. I didn’t think it could get better (worse?) than when this happened: http://seegirldate.tumblr.com/post/12559644606/the-aforementioned-text-from-my-ex-husband

3. My mother paid for lunch for my ex and his girlfriend…  This should greatly increase my mommy issued budget for the Nordstrom anniversary sale.